P.E.T.E.R.

A letter to People for Ethically Treated creatures or whatever. The abbreviation isn't important, the message is.

Peter Writes back

Watch your nuts!

Planter's is a great company, but their peanut man is half human. And humans make mistakes.

We are NOT alone.

Ok, this was supposed to be a confidential correspondence, but I haven't heard back yet so I'm ready to blow the doors on this thing. This is a MAJOR issue and we as Americans need some answers.

Bugapoo

That's not fair, their food isn't really poo. But it was gross one day. Click to see.

Possible U2 show in Boston Soon!

I have not 'officially' heard back yet, but click here for details on my proposed show. Ticket info soon.

Toy Vey

Click here to read about an unfortunate incident with a musical toy that could change the world.

WARNING TO CONCERT GOERS

The Tweeter center NEVER responded to me. This is an outrage. Beware if you go to a concert there. Click here to read about the abuse I took.

I aint talking 'bout roosters...

Attention: Anyone from Simon & Schuster publishing please click to read this Letter. I have a VERY big money making idea for you.

Surrogates says!?

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Subject: RE: TMZ.com contactus: BRUCE WILLIS
Date: 6/21/2008 3:17:17 PMFrom: Brown, David
To: farts@verizon.net

I'd love to see the pics! We can't use without permission, so email themto me, I'll take a look at them and we'll go from there!
Nice email address.
David BrownProducer TMZ.commailto:TMZ.comDavid.brown@tmz.com

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RE: nationalenquirer.com Tip submissionDate: 6/21/2008 3:16:12 PM
From: TIPS, NE To: farts@verizon.net

Yes, nice email address. Can you email us the best frames and we'll giveyou a price if we'd like to run them?
Best regards,National Enquirer

-----Original Message-----
From: postmaster@web1.ami-admin.com
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 3:12 PM
To: TIPS, NE
Subject: nationalenquirer.com Tip submission
Submission from the NE Tip page:
Email: farts@verizon.net
Contact Info: Chris Douglas
Subject: BRUCE WILLIS
Tip:
Like my email address? It was inspired by a recent funny Rob Lowe storyhere in Boston.Any way I got to on the set of Bruce Willis'"TheSurrogates" today. Got some cool pics AND got to see Bruce Willis givesomeone a wedgie! I thought it was for a movie scene, but it turned outit was real! I look over and he grabs some kid by the seat of his pants,saying "that's for missing Mike's wedding!" The kid was laughing afterthough, but looked sore.

The Surrogates

Jimmy was on the set of the new Bruce willis set. No news worthy story, but an honest effort.....and pics