P.E.T.E.R.

A letter to People for Ethically Treated creatures or whatever. The abbreviation isn't important, the message is.

Peter Writes back

Watch your nuts!

Planter's is a great company, but their peanut man is half human. And humans make mistakes.

We are NOT alone.

Ok, this was supposed to be a confidential correspondence, but I haven't heard back yet so I'm ready to blow the doors on this thing. This is a MAJOR issue and we as Americans need some answers.

Bugapoo

That's not fair, their food isn't really poo. But it was gross one day. Click to see.

Possible U2 show in Boston Soon!

I have not 'officially' heard back yet, but click here for details on my proposed show. Ticket info soon.

Toy Vey

Click here to read about an unfortunate incident with a musical toy that could change the world.

WARNING TO CONCERT GOERS

The Tweeter center NEVER responded to me. This is an outrage. Beware if you go to a concert there. Click here to read about the abuse I took.

I aint talking 'bout roosters...

Attention: Anyone from Simon & Schuster publishing please click to read this Letter. I have a VERY big money making idea for you.