Saturday, August 30, 2008

THE ISSUES: THE COURTS


JUDICAL PHILOSOPHY: Jimmy believes in liberty and the Constitutional framework that safeguards our freedoms. He may not be “a hundred percent sure” but he’s pretty confident the Supreme Court has something to do with that. He also knows the overall judicial system is very complicated. He knows we as Americans have more important things to know about. He knows that’s why we have lawyers; they know the things we don’t feel like knowing, for us. As President, Jimmy will nominate judges who understand that the system and will judge everything they get their hands on. He will set a certain number of hours per day they should work, and have it add up to around 40 hours a week. That way they don’t take him too literally and work 24 hours a day and sue him for overtime, claiming “technically you did say judge everything, you never said when to stop”. Jimmy will make it clear to any wisecracking Supreme court judge, that 5 O’clock is then end of judging, unless it is VERY important.

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