Saturday, August 30, 2008

THE ISSUES: NIGHT

NIGHTTIME: During Jimmy’s time as a POW in Vietnam, he experienced the worst assaults on human dignity imaginable. Lucky for Jimmy, it was only a dream. A dream he had at night. Through much research, he’s seen a significant statistical different in the national crime rate when comparing the night crimes to day crimes ratio. Jimmy plans to work very closely with already successful Alaskan scientists, to gradually ‘do away’ with nighttime. Jimmy wants the innocent American, non criminal, children to ask themselves ‘Ever hear of a daymare?’ Neither has he.

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